All right, come out with your hands up, two cups of coffee, an auto freshener that says 'Capricorn', and something with coconut on it!

Chief Wiggum

The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 21 Quotes

Marge: Is that an old Halloween costume?
Homer: (wearing a devil costume) Uhno.

This verdict is written on a cocktail napkin. And it still says "guilty." And "guilty" is spelled wrong!

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