The Simpsons
Sundays 8:00 PM on FOXThe Simpsons Season 4 Episode 9: "Mr. Plow" Quotes
Could this record-breaking heat wave be the result of the dreaded Greenhouse Effect? Well, if 70-degree days in the middle of winter are the "price" of car pollution, forgive me if I keep my old Pontiac.
Kent Brockman
Moe: Linda Ronstadt?! How did you get her?
Barney: Ah, we've been looking for a project to do together for a while.
Repo Guy: Hello this is the Repo Depot, I'm just calling to distract you while we reposess your plow.
Homer: Oh yeah, how dumb do you think I... oh.
Woman: Could you make sure not to scrape my asphalt?
Homer: Kiss my asphalt...
Mayor Quimby: These look like teeth marks.
Homer: I thought there was chocolate inside.... Well, why was it wrapped in foil?
Mayor Quimby: It was never wrapped in foil!
(rapping) I'm Mr. Plow and I'm here to say, I'm the plowingest guy in the USA. I got a big plow and I move a lot of things, just like your cow if you have one!
Homer
Man: Hello, I'm calling from Delinquent Accounts at Kumatsu Motors.
Homer: Oh, you want the Mr. Plow who plows driveways. This is Tony Plow, you know, from Leave It To Beaver.... Yeah they were gay.
Homer: Flanders, I thought I was your plow man?
Ned: Uh Homer, why don't you plow it again?
Homer: Forget it, pal. I don't need your phoney baloney job. I'll take your money, but I'm not gonna plow your driveway!
Ronstadt: When the snow starts a-fallin', There's a man you should be callin', That's KL5-4796, Let it ring! Mr. Plow is a loser and I think he is a boozer.
Barney: So you better make that call to the Plow King!
Now we play the waiting game..... Ahh, the waiting game sucks. Let's play Hungry Hungry Hippos!
Homer
(singing) Call Mr. Plow. That's my name, that name again is Mr. Plow!
Homer
Homer: Well, I really should discuss this with my wife.
Salesman: Your wife? (cracks an imaginary whip)
Homer: What, you think I'm going to buy a $20,000 truck just because you
make that noise?
Salesman: (cracks his whip again)
Homer: Okay, I'll take it.
