Bart: Lower the draw bridge!
Lisa: What's the password?
Bart: (slowly) I love my sister.

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• Added: December 22, 2010

Selma: Wanna split a basket of garlic bread?
Grampa: Slow down you hussie!

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• Added: December 22, 2010

Build a fart, I love it! (Laughs hard)

Bart

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• Added: December 22, 2010

Homer: Okay everyone ahead is my big surprise!
(Bart, Lisa, and Marge fall down the stairs.)
Homer: Watch out for the stairs.

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• Added: December 22, 2010

(Homer and Marge catch Selma kissing Grampa)
Homer: (screams) A bear is eating my father!
Selma: I'm Selma!
Homer: (screams) A talking bear is eating my father!

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• Added: December 22, 2010

Marge: Grampa's driving me crazy!
Homer: Why are you telling me? He's YOUR father-in-law.

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• Added: December 22, 2010

(Bart and Lisa are playing Ping Pong.)
Bart: Ping.
Lisa: Pong.
Bart: Ping.
Lisa: Pong.

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• Added: December 22, 2010

Accountant: Three subscriptions to Vanity Fair?
Homer: I've got three bathrooms, don't I?

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• Added: December 22, 2010

Homer: Permission to moan?
Judge Harm: I'll allow it.
(Homer makes a loud and long moan.)

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• Added: December 22, 2010

I thought bankruptcy was the cool law. The one that says, "Dude, don't worry about it, I got this."

Homer

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• Added: December 22, 2010