Grampa: And I created an alcoholic hippo.
Homer: You never showed it to me!
Grampa: A stupid alcoholic hippo!

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Mapple Salesperson: The lightest, most desirable computer in the world, for the next three weeks - the Mapple Void.
Homer: I'll take it, provided you charge me for services that Google offers for free.

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• Added: January 16, 2012

I have a thousand friends! And only eight of them are Milhouse!

Lisa

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• Added: January 16, 2012

Man, this website makes talking drunk to my wife so much safer.

Homer

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• Added: January 16, 2012

Uh-oh. Denise Hibbert keeps liking Bumblebee Man's posts. That's how it starts.

Lenny

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• Added: January 16, 2012