You're as pure as the ether that puts you to sleep.

Lisa

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I can't stand to see one of my female children unhappy.

Homer

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God, if you don't bring my Lisa home safe, ants will burn tonight!

Nelson

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Prepare to have everything you knew about milk cans challenged!

Lisa

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In 1957 I saw him turn turn the Secretary of Agriculture into the Secretary of the Interior. It was hell on their wives, but it sure brought down corn prices. Built a house out of corn. It was the worst home I ever owed? when it got really hot it smelled like Frito's.

Grampa

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Great Raymondo: This is a house of magic.
Lisa: Sounds like most of it is owned by the bank.
Great Raymondo: But the rest of it is magic.

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Hello boat store, I'd like to order a boat. What do you mean dial tone?

Homer

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Masseuses - half doctors, half hookers that solve everything.

Homer

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First I work? Then I pay? Then I have to eat fruit? Why was I ever born?

Homer

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