The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 22: "The Ned-Liest Catch" Quotes
Teachers should not be allowed to live near their students. We're natural enemies - like George Washington and Abraham Lincoln.Bart
Ned, I have a confession to make, I may not have come here solely with the noble intention of getting drunk.Homer
I still wear your bra.Comic Book Guy
Homer: My doctor said don't walk.
Marge: That was a traffic signal!
Call me Delta Airlines, because I can't handle all your extra baggage.Flanders
My email address is edna172. It's the lowest number I could get.Comic Book Guy
Bart: If fairytales have taught us anything, first wives are the best and second wives are terrible.
Homer: Just the opposite of real life.
That's right, I'm down to my wife blesser.
Edna: Those two boys of yours weren't delivered by the stork.
Flanders: Yes they were. We deliberately chose a Doctor Stork so we could say it without lying.
Did a volcano erupt in candy land, because I just caught me a flying red hot.Flanders
You can never raise a hand to a child. Just stop cutting the crust off their sandwiches. They'll get the message.Marge
We can handle the alcoholism, melted cheese in the microwave and, selling A's for cigarettes, but not laying a hand on a child.Principal Skinner