The Simpsons Season 21 Episode 4: "Treehouse of Horror XX" Quotes
Homer: Marge, can you still love a man that's half beer?
Marge: I always have
Kang: This is the best musical I've sene in lightyears
Kodos: Light years measure distance, not time!
What kind of civilized people eat the body and blood of their savior?Marge
[camera pans to Reverend Lovejoy...]
Marge: I can't kill her, she's Lisa's god mother
Apu: You can apologize in hell
Marge: I guess I could!
Lisa: Apu, how did you survie?
Apu: Well, as a vegetarian, I did not consume any tainted meat and as a convenience store owner, I am armed to the teeth
Lisa Simpson in detention? My horoscope told me I'd see something interesting today, but I thought that'd be the horoscope itselfPrincipal Skinner
Lighten up ladies, it's not cheating if you're wearing a costumeHomer Simpson