It's true, it would be a cold day in Hell when I was popular.

Lisa

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• Added: October 18, 2014

The power of Chrysler compels you!

Homer

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• Added: October 18, 2014

The bed is lifting me, the elevator at work can't even do that.

Homer

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• Added: October 18, 2014

I was sleeping in the dryer and got caught in your sheets.

Grandpa

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• Added: October 18, 2014

These eye clamps are the only way I can tolerate today's tv.

Moe

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• Added: October 18, 2014

You went to Hell and came back a winner like Jesus

Homer

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• Added: October 18, 2014

It's in Hell, the Inferno, Perdition, Arizona without the golf

Homer

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• Added: October 18, 2014