Oh, why are you doing this to me booze, I drank every kind of you.

Homer

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• Added: April 27, 2014

Lenny: Why do they call this a yard of ale?
Carl: Easy, after you drink it, you're passed out in a yard.

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• Added: April 27, 2014

Do you know how embarrassed I was to get a call at my arraignment for my behavior during the pub crawl because of a voodoo curse my son placed on his art teacher?

Homer

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A minute of fun a lifetime of work. I've never heard of a pregnancy like this.

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• Added: April 27, 2014