The Simpsons
Sundays 8:00 PM on FOXThe Simpsons Season 20 Quotes
Homer: Do you see now why we need that wall, Marge?
Marge: BUILD IT, HOMER! BUILD IT TALL AS THE SKY AND DEEPER THAN HELL!
Minnesota Vikings apparel? This is Tennessee Titans country!
Milhouse
Homer: What's wrong, old friend? Can't sleep? (his stomach is rumbling) Aww. Would some warm beer settle you down? (his stomach continues rumbling) Uh-oh. (gets up and runs off) Those barley burgers were tainted! Why did I eat twelve of them?! Why?! (runs to a bathroom door, only to find Marge using it)
Marge: Taken!
[Homer shuts the bathroom door, and runs upstairs to another bathroom door, only to find Bart using it.]
Bart: Occupied!
[Homer runs to another bathroom door, only to find Lisa using it.]
Lisa: Hurling!
[Homer runs, looks both ways, runs into Lisa's bedroom, and vomits into her saxophone; his mouth gets stuck trying to get it out.]
Homer: Uh-oh!
(After a dying Sideshow Mel praises William Shakespeare.) Well, if you see him in Heaven... tell him he sucks!
Homer
Normally I love to see flaming dream boats heading my way but not like this baby!! Not like this!!!
King Julio
Patty: I don't need a man, for I have England!
Moe: Yeah, you keep telling yourself that.
King Julio: (about Lenny) Guards take him away and put things inside of him!
Guard: Nice things?
Julio: No, not nice things!
Bart: Get a room!
Homer: Come on boy, be cool.
Bart: But-
Homer: Be cool or you're grounded!
I'm sorry, Moe. I didn't mean everybody everybody, hope you don't mind.
Homer
I've never been called "fierce" before. "Strident." "Hectoring" has been tossed around.
Lisa
Five more water heaters and we get a free water heater.
Marge
Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow, creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
Homer (as Macbeth)
to the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
the way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage
And then is heard no more.
