The Simpsons
Sundays 8:00 PM on FOXThe Simpsons Season 21 Quotes
You have so much in common with them. Non-stop chatter during drive-time.
Apu
I moved here because on a calculator, the ZIP Code spells "boobs."
Moe
Queen Elizabeth: I'll miss that Ralph Wiggum. Reminds me of my boy.
Prince Charles: Oh, mummy, my cat's breath smells like cat food.
Milhouse: Is the yellow one lemon or pineapple?
Lunchlady Doris: It's your pet canary
Oh great. Make me look easy in front of the voice.
Jimbo's Girlfriend
Who wants feet steak?
Homer
Homer: Hey, boy. Whatcha' doin?
Bart: Experimenting with my butt.
Homer: Heh heh heh. My little Einstein.
Now, just follow a little formula called PB & J. Peer at the monitor. Be judgmental. And jot it down. One way to remember that is A-B-C. Always Be Considering PB & J. But the single most important rule is the four As. Always Act According to A-B-C.
Chief Wiggum
You are all that rare combination - prying but not pervy.
Chief Wiggum
Mayor Quimby: Is this what the framers of the Constitution would want?
Wally: Well, I'm Wally of Wally's Framers, and this is exactly what I want.
Principal Skinner: Ralph Wiggum will be standing in for your lectern.
Ralph: I'm a furniture.
Maybe the blood will scare the sharks off.
Homer
