The Simpsons

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Now I'm going to visit the only court I can never be in contempt to of - food court.
Homer

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Added: April 15, 2012

Milhouse: My heart makes up for my shortcomings, like Rudy!
Robot: Rudy was only put in at the end of a meaningless game. We will notify you if this game becomes meaningless.

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Added: March 18, 2012

Homer: What happened to you guys? You used to be cool.
Robot: We are the same temperature we have always been.

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Added: March 18, 2012

I'm all alone, and when there's some problem due to human error, guess who's to blame?
Homer

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Added: March 18, 2012

If we've learned anything from the Full Monty, it's that in a tough economy ugly people strip for money.
Barney

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Added: March 18, 2012

Attention lovers of free office supplies - come and steal things you can easily afford!
Homer

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Added: March 11, 2012

Now that's what I call looking out for number one.
Homer (on the Uralarm)

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Added: March 11, 2012

Lighten up, Marge. I take you to the Disneyland of me and you just want to go to the lost and found.
Homer

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Added: March 11, 2012

Dream Apu: Homer, you do not yet understand the meaning of karma
Homer: But isn't karma just an expression of the dharma?
Dream Apu: That is beside the point, ok?

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Added: March 11, 2012