The Simpsons
Sundays 8:00 PM on FOXThe Simpsons Season 24 Quotes
Sorry, Carl, it's WWII all over again. America kicks Iceland's ass.
Homer
And I'm 69 because people always laugh when you say "69." Hehe, no one knows why.
Homer
Yeah, I always go with three, the number of brothers and sisters I, uh, Hunger Gamed in the womb.
Moe
Patty: So, now you're going to get hit on by every loser in town.
Selma: And this town has losers like Mexico has headless corpses.
Hey those Yelp reviews don't write themselves. Did you know a well-placed one-star could destroy a "Mom and Pop" hardware in nothing flat?
Homer
Just call me Borders Books cause I'll always be here.
Homer
Accidental motherhood is the best thing that can happen to a woman.
Marge
Did you ever wonder if hippopotamuses think that rhinos are unicorns?
Milhouse
My head hairs! I'm bald!
Homer
There's sexy bald like..uh...Babar, king of the elephants. I read his books as a kid. He married his cousin Celeste. That was my takeaway.
Moe
Martin: Let me go. I have a swim lesson with a gorgeous lifeguard.
Dolph: What gender?
Martin: You're not allowed to ask.
Carl: Why don't we talk about it over at Moe's?
Homer: It's not even noon.
Carl: Yeah, I got a watch, egghead.
