The Simpsons
Sundays 8:00 PM on FOXThe Simpsons Season 4 Quotes
Ralph: My parents won't let me use scissors.
Miss Hoover: The children have a right to laugh at you, Ralph. These things couldn't cut butter. Now, take out your red crayons.
Ralph: Miss Hoover. I don't have a red crayon.
Miss Hoover: Why not?
Ralph: I ate it.
Moe: (Reads his valentine) "To Moe. From your secret admirer."
Barney: Yoo Hooooo!
Moe: Oh God, no!
(Barney blows a kiss and belches)
Oh it isn't fair. I'm ten times the Krusty fan you are. I even have the Krusty home pregnancy test!
Bart
The doctor said I wouldnt have so many nosebleeds if I kept my finger outta there.
Ralph
Uh... so... do you like..... stuff?
Ralph
Homer: You know, one day honest citizens are going to stand up to you crooked cops.
Chief Wiggum: They are!? Oh no! Ha-have they set a date?
I didn't cry when me own father was hung for stealing a pig, but I'll cry now.
Groundskeeper Willie
Good evening, everyone, and welcome to a wonderful evening of theater and picking up after yourselves.
Principal Skinner
Guy: Where do you want these beef hearts?
Lunchlady Doris: On the floor.
Guy: It doesnt look very clean.
Lunchlady Doris: Just do your job, heart boy.
Lisa: Ralph thinks I like him but I only gave him a valentine because I felt sorry for him.
Homer: Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life have been without it?
(Watching The Krusty Show)
Bart: I'd give anything to go to that show!
Homer: I'd sell my first-born son!
Bart: Hey!
Homer: You'll do as you're told!
If you think I'm cuddly and you want my company, come on wifey let me know!
Ned
