The Simpsons
Sundays 8:00 PM on FOXThe Simpsons Season 5 Quotes
Mr Burns: (holding a miniature wooden plane) Do you see this plane, Smithers? This gonna help us to take the Spruce Goose and take us outta here!
Smithers: Excellent model, sir.
Mr. Burns: Uh, model?
Remember when I got caught stealing all those watches from Sears? Well, that's nothing because you have a gambling problem.
Homer
Nevada makes my butt look big.
Lisa
Joblessness is not just for philosophy majors anymore. Useful people are starting to feel the pinch.
Kent Brockman
(to Lisa) It's always something, isn't it? First, I have to drive your pregnant mother to the hospital so she can give birth to you. Now this!
Homer
Remember when I let that escaped lunatic in the house because he was dressed like Santa Claus? Well, you have a gambling problem.
Homer
Robert Goulet: Are you sure this is the casino? I think I should call my manager.
Nelson: Your manager says for you shut up!
Robert Goulet: Vera said that?
Mr. Burns: (holding a miniature plane) We'll take the Spruce Goose. Hop in.
Smithers: But sure I
(Burns pulls out a gun)
Mr. Burns: I said hop in.
Homer: Here's a card for you, James Bond.
James Bond: You gave me a Joker?!
Wow, just like on TV.
Homer
(he trips over an ottoman. A studio audience begins to laugh)
Lisa: There's nothing to eat for breakfast.
Homer: You gotta improvise, Lisa. ClovesTom Collins' mixfrozen pie crust (he just give it a bite) Lets go for mom.
Smithers: Don't you think you've gambled enough?
Marge: No.
Smithers: Very well, ma'am. We're required to asked every 72 hours. Enjoy a free round of drinks.
