The Sopranos Season 1 Episode 9: "Boca" Quotes
Livia Soprano: (to A.J.) Come over here, say a hail mary for your grandfather.
Uncle Junior: Lay off, he's a kid.
Livia Soprano: So he should neglect his elders, just like his father?
Uncle Junior: Yeah, real scamp.
Livia Soprano: My son, the mental patient.
Charmaine: Your mobster friend gonna do something crazy?
Artie: If I had any balls I would do it myself.
Uncle Junior: I don't go down often enough.
Carmela: That's not what I hear.
(on Junior) He's a bushman of the Kalahari.
Tony
A.J.: Hey grandma, how come you're not supposed to breathe in the cemetery?
Livia: Who says?
Junior: It's a joke for chrissakes! Say, "why?"
A.J.: Because you'll make the dead people jealous.
Why do you think you, Anthony Soprano, always has to set things right?
Dr. Melfi
Thank God for golf some days.
Tony
Dr. Melfi: Small cutting is the clinical term.
Tony: What's large cutting, O.J. and the missing track suit?
If you can't get your friends jobs, what's the purpose of attaining success?
Junior
Carmela: Look at you at girls soccer, Tony.
Tony: What do you want from me? My only son's a couch potato.
