(to Livia) You know everyone thought dad was the ruthless one. But I got to hand it to you, if you were born after those feminists you would have been the real gangster.

Tony

(to Dr. Melfi on AJ) I'm glad if he's proud of me but that's the bind I'm in, cause I don't want him to be like me.

Tony

(on Johnny) The belt was his favorite child development tool.

Tony

[A.J.] stole from the church. They don't make them any lower than that.

Carmela

What about Pussy? (Dr. Mefli gives him a strange look.) He's an acquaintance.

Tony

You'd hit somebody who's sick? You'd hit somebody with polio?

Carmela

Livia: They send you to a psychiatrist?
AJ: Yeah.
Livia: But that's crazy. That's all nonsense. That's nothin' but a racket for the Jews.

It's hard to raise kids in an information age.

Silvio

Tony: I already got a girlfriend. She's Russian, 24. How old are you?
Dr. Melfi: I find it interesting that it took you so long to tell me you have a girlfriend.
Tony: How are you doing with it?

It's a crime, to suspend that child from school with all the money you give them.

Livia

Let me ask you a question. These other kids, are you keeping an eye on them? Are you testing them? The ones who aren't named Soprano.

Tony

The Sopranos Season 1 Episode 7 Quotes

(to Dr. Melfi on AJ) I'm glad if he's proud of me but that's the bind I'm in, cause I don't want him to be like me.

Tony

(to Livia) You know everyone thought dad was the ruthless one. But I got to hand it to you, if you were born after those feminists you would have been the real gangster.

Tony