John: What exactly are you saying, Stephen?
Stephen: You have to try and kill me.

It's can't be done, it's like farting and sneezing at the same time. Scientifically impossible.

Russell

Ultra guy: Your kind can't kill.
John: Wanna bet?

John: Sorry about the jaw.
Stephen: What jaw?

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Oh God, he's even creepier when he's happy.

Russell

I broke out before you were born, boy.

The Founder

John: I trusted you like a father and you used me. Don't you get it? I lost everything that day.
Jedikiah: You were just a boy looking for a family. That's what you'll always be.
John: You don't get to decide what I am.

Cara: He loved you like a son.
John: He had a funny way of showing it.

What do you think they would do if they knew the whole truth about you?

Jedikiah

John: At the first sign of trouble..
Russell: We're off like a bra on prom night.

I'm like a one man "Ocean's 11."

Russell

Technically now we've both made out with Stephen, so I'm willing to call it even.

John