Five: I'm asking for your help, Luther. The Umbrella Academy needs you.
Luther: It doesn't need me. It never did.

You're lucky, you know that? You got a blank slate. Start over. Be anyone you want. The rest of us are stuck with who we are.

Carl

Elliott: "Frankel Footage." Friends of yours?
Five: Cousins on my robot mother's side. Can you do it or not?
Elliott: Sure I can!

Keechie: Any nuggets of wisdom that you can give to me?
Klaus: Don't go chasing waterfalls. Stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to.
Keechie: That's so.... deep.

Klaus: Shakespeare had no idea what it's like to be me, though.
Raymond: Perhaps. But it's in the struggle that folks find out their true calling.

Elliott: Are you, or are you NOT an enemy of the people?!
Diego: Well, that's such an open-ended question if you think about it, yeah?
Five: Really depends on the people.

If you're hiding out here and don't want to be found, I understand. I just came here to tell you that I'm sorry for my part in what happened.

Luther

Dad was no Boy Scout, but presidential assassination? It's never been his thing.

Five

We don't have to understand shit about it for it to be real.

Diego

Raymond: They were going to arrest me regardless. They can't have us making noise, embarrass them while the president's in town.
Allison: I made it worse.
Raymond: No. No, no, no. You make things better. You make me better.

Diego: How long's it been since you've seen the old man?
Five: Forty-five years.

The Umbrella Academy Season 2 Episode 2 Quotes

Keechie: Any nuggets of wisdom that you can give to me?
Klaus: Don't go chasing waterfalls. Stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to.
Keechie: That's so.... deep.

Klaus: Shakespeare had no idea what it's like to be me, though.
Raymond: Perhaps. But it's in the struggle that folks find out their true calling.