The Umbrella Academy
FridaysThe Umbrella Academy Season 2 Episode 8: "The Seven Stages" Quotes
Vanya: I’m not pretending.
Reginald: Of course you are. You choose to live in a fantasy, a land of make-believe where you don’t have to face who you really are. Rather than face the complexities of your own existence, you choose to hide inside someone else’s. A silly life on a silly farm. That’s not meant for you.
Allison: Ray, Baby. Are you okay?
Ray: No, no I’m not okay. First of all, this son of a bitch beams into our living room with yet another one of your brothers, and he’s talking about stopping one of your sisters from blowing up some buildings, and I got a dead man wrapped up in my best rug, babe.
Forget about the little jerk-off’s plan. It’s way too complicated. A much better plan is for us to travel to 2019. All we have to do is make nice with Vanya. Stop her from destroying the world. Easy-peasy.
OldFive
Vanya is the bomb. She will always be the bomb.
Diego
Herb: It’s an honor to meet you, Mr. Hargreeves.
Diego: You know me?
Herb: Everybody knows you! I mean, you’re Number Two. You’re legend!
Five: I don’t trust him.
Luther: But … he’s you.
Lila: You still mad about that big baby?
Diego: No, I love being drugged, kidnapped, and threatened with murder.
Grace: Are you involved in something nefarious?
Reginald: Quite often. Did you have something more specific in mind?
Handler: Where do your loyalties lie? With your families or your principles.
Diego: With me. I don’t belong to anybody. Especially Lila.
Lila: I can’t do this job if you don’t trust my instincts.
Handler: Sweetheart, your vagina needs glasses. He is not worth it.
There is a giant, dead, white boy on our couch.
Raymond
Screw everybody! I was better off on my own in the apocalypse!
Five
