The Umbrella Academy
FridaysThe Umbrella Academy Season 2 Episode 3: "The Swedish Job" Quotes
Destiny's Children! Let us all commune with music.
Klaus
Look, you can either stay here and wait for the IKEA mafia to come back to kill you or you can come with me.
Five
Allison: Klaus, you started a cult.
Klaus: "Cult" is a very negative word, Allison. We prefer to call it "an alternative spiritual community."
Allison: Nope. You definitely started a cult.
Now is the time to show the world what it is really like for us down here. And to show the police that we will not be bullied into submission. We will continue to fight for equality, even in the face of persecution.
Allison
Diego: I can't believe I got shanked by my own father.
Lila: If it's any consolation, he probably didn't know that you were his son when he shanked you.
Lila: Is it okay that I don't hate you like I hate most people?
Diego: [laughs] Yeah. Yeah, that's okay by me.
Waiter: Out! Else I'm calling the police.
Allison: I'd like to be served, please.
Woman patron: Can't you read girl?
Allison: Seven languages.
Klaus: Why don't you just stay out of my business, Casper?
Ben: This is wrong, Klaus. It's selfish. You're just gonna confuse the kid.
Ray: I got bailed out of jail today by a very unique character claiming to be my brother-in-law.
Allison: Okay, that's Klaus. I can explain all of that--
Ray: And then I come home to find the biggest white boy I've ever seen in my entire life standing on my front porch, trembling like somebody's lost puppy, and the strange thing is, he is also claiming to be your brother.
Ray: What the hell did you say to him?
Allison: I just told him to leave you alone!
Ray: There ain't no way in hell that a white cop is just gonna walk away 'cause a black woman tells him to.
