Favorite United States of Tara Quotes
Tara: Do you do that to me? Make up wildly heightened emotions just to manipulate me into being there for you?
Charmaine: Of course not. Only to mom.
I meant what I said when I forgive you for what happened.
I'm like the cockroach, I persist.
Shoshanna
He kissed each one of my eyelids. It was as close to perfect as I ever felt.
Lionel
Hey Charm - you're going to be a great mother.
Charmaine: I can't believe how normal you are.
Marshall: I can't believe you're so damaged you think I'm normal.
I want my wedding pictures with Nick, but I want my wedding night with Neal.
Charmaine
It's always the diseases fault, not just someone being an a**hole.
Pammy
You made out with your BFF? Your beef?
Kate
You should have protected me mom!
Dude, I have been digging around in your closet for an hour and I can't freaking get to Narnia.
Is he alive? Where does he live? I've dated a lot of f**king guys in this state.
Charmaine
