United States of Tara Quotes
Kid in comic store: What are you?
Linda: She's Princess Valhalla Hawkwind.
Kate: What to take a picture with me?
Kid: What are your super powers?
Kate: I don't have a vagina.
Kid: Come on let's go to Popeye's and get some chicken.
You brought your boyfriend? I was hoping we would do this like Europeans where I wouldn't have to meet him until your funeral.Courtney
Tara: (about their house) How is it?
Max: When was the last time you were in New Orleans?
Tara: Okay - I am on my way.
There is a light at the end of the tunnel, Max. There is.
After all these years, Tara, it's time to get out of the basement.Shoshannah
You're not worried about Neil's baby, are you? Dancing won't shake that thing loose.Shoshannah
We are like the dumbest nation on the whole planet. I think it has something to do with freedom. We're very free, so we're very free to be stupid.Marshall
Ted: It's pretty amazing how much she's like the real Shoshannah.
Charmaine: If by amazing, you mean makes you wanna shove a stick in your mouth, then I totally agree.
Your anger is a very pretty costume, Kate. Just like your costume is a costume.Shoshannah
This reminds me of those church lock-ins I attended as a girl. No necking, children.Alice
Kate: Break up with Crazy Pants!
Marshall: I'm trying.
Marshall : She says she wants to be a celibate power couple.
Kate: Celibate power couple? That is the stupidest thing I've ever heard.