Hey Charm - you're going to be a great mother.

Max: Who's the parent around here?
Kate: No one!

I don't trust these small town locals - I am too...

I think it's supposed to be hard.

Courtney

Got it, like Barbie - no holes.

Kate

Max: Hey buddy, just in time for a little Billy Jack time.
Marshall: Starting to hate you.

On you know what I realized this morning? My bedroom window overlooks the Hubbard backyard and it has quite a view!

Charmaine

Tara: What happened to your neck?
Max: A door-to-door werewolf.

All I've done is be good to you. All I've ever done is be good to you.

Max

Can I ask you something, what does dogs in a bathtub mean?

Marshall

This s**t is biblical. Here I'll smoke you out.

Kate

It's always the diseases fault, not just someone being an a**hole.

Pammy