Dr. Ocean: It's just one of your alters showing a side we've never seen.
Tara: Great, now my alters have alters.

Buck went a little Colonel Kurtz last night.

Max

Let your freak flag fly.

Max

Therapist: What did the alter look like?
Max: Some kind of...poncho goblin.

Charmaine: I like romantic comedies that star Kate Hudson where women fall down a lot.
Buck: People fall down a lot in [wrestling] too.

Dude, I have been digging around in your closet for an hour and I can't freaking get to Narnia.

Katie: Nice whale-tale.
T: Quite hating. You wish you had all this.

Max: Is Mom here?
Marshall: Yeah. I mean Mom's here... but I'm not sure Mom's here.

United States of Tara Season 1 Quotes

Katie: Nice whale-tale.
T: Quite hating. You wish you had all this.

Max: Is Mom here?
Marshall: Yeah. I mean Mom's here... but I'm not sure Mom's here.