Enzo: This house no longer has an open door policy for the local riff raff.
Bonnie: You're living here, aren't you?

Guess it ain't a party until the mean girls show up.

Damon

It's funny how one event can change the outcome of your entire life.

Valerie

Bonnie: Guess the apple doesn't fall far from the tree...
Damon: Hey! I do not go behind people's backs and torture them. I like my enemies to look me in the eye and see the depth of my rage.

Well, glad to see you boarding this train to Crazytown, Bonnie Bennett. I was getting lonely all by myself.

Damon

Huh. Looks like mom raised her man crush from the dead...

Damon

No talking until I'm seeing two of you. Then I'll kick both of your asses.

Damon [to Stefan]

Lily: Bonnie, I know we've had a rocky past, but I hope this means you're willing to start fresh.
Bonnie: You're the reason I'm never going to see my best friend again, so I hope you're joking.

Caroline: I didn't believe it either, but then I ate 9 ice cream sundaes from noon to 3:00, and none of my clothes fit, and then there was that whole part with the doctor and the ultrasound so...yeah.

I'm only here because Stefan's a mama's boy and I don't want the silent treatment for the next century.

Damon

Stefan: Have any advice?
Lily: Tell her you love her. Never forget what she must be going through. And then, one day, be prepared for her to sacrifice everything for them. Not that I'm one to give advice.

I'm not going anywhere because I love you.

Stefan [to Caroline]

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Elena: You keep a journal?
Stefan: Memories are too important.

Elena, don't go to the bridge. It's Death, Elena. Your death is waiting there.

Bonnie