Elena: And the answer to your question, about our friendship, is yes. You have lost me forever.
Damon: But you knew that already didn't you? You used me today.
Elena: You had information about Katherine that I needed to know.
Damon: I thought friends don't manipulate friends. You and Katherine have a lot more in common than just your looks.

Katherine originally came from Europe. Petrova was her real name. Katerina Petrova to be exact.

Damon

Vanessa: Does vervain really work?
Damon: No, not at all.
Vanessa: Can he hear us?
Damon: No, that would be creepy.
Vanessa: Can he read minds too?
Damon: If you wanna see me naked, all you have to do is ask.

Caroline: Isn't killing cute defenseless animals the first step to serial killer?
Stefan: Well, you sort of skipped serial killer and went straight to vampire.

Caroline: So what do I do when I see a rabbit?
Stefan: Chase it, catch it, feed on it.

Right. I forgot I was speaking to a psychotic mind that snaps and kills people impulsively.

Elena

Elena: You touch her and I swear I'll never speak to you again.
Damon: What makes you think that has any power over me? Cause I took an arrow in the back for you? You are severely overestimating yourself.

You know this whole pretending to hate me is getting a little silly.

Damon

Alaric: Why would I know anything about the Lockwoods?
Damon: Well, you wouldn't. But your dead not dead vampire wife might.

I haven't been in the sun for days, and everyone's at the swimming hole having fun, and Matt is there, and he finally told me that he loved me, but I've been blowing him off, and now you want me to eat bunnies, and I'm kind of freaking out okay?!

Caroline [to Stefan]

You and Katherine have a lot more in Katherine than just your looks.

Damon [to Elena]

I chipped a little bit off your wall of hatred.

Damon

The Vampire Diaries Season 2 Episode 3 Quotes

If werewolves exist, where the hell are they?

Damon

Alaric: You did kill her brother.
Damon: There is a huge asterisk next to that statement: he came back to life.