Stefan: Thank you.
Damon: No, Stefan, thank you. You're back on Bambi blood, and I'm the big bad-ass brother again. All is right in the world.

Alaric: You always have to be invited in?
Damon: By the owner or person of entitlement. Short-term rentals and hotels are a bit of a gray area. You kinda gotta play it by ear.

John: What do you think your mother would say if she knew you were dating a vampire?
Elena: Which mother?

You brood too much... My actions, they belong to me. I own them.

Damon

If I just give myself over to the blood, I can make that pain stop. Every day, I fight that.

Stefan

Damon: It is a whole new world.
Stefan: We can explore it together.

You're not exactly innocent. You've made it your life mission to make him miserable.

Elena

What did you think you were gonna find? Isobel with a cigar and slippers?

Damon

Let's not kill anyone tonight. Your words. Just pointing that out.

Damon

Stefan: You're taking a stupid risk. I could hurt you.
Elena: Then I'm stupid.

Alaric: Can we not kill anyone tonight, please?
Damon: You just brought me along for my company.

I don't want to survive... after what I've done, I just want it to be over.

Stefan

The Vampire Diaries Season 1 Episode 20 Quotes

Jeremy: Why would you wanna go to high school? It blows.
Anna: Do I really need to answer that?

From the moment Stefan had his first taste of human blood, he was a different person.

Damon