Stefan has built himself a delusional wagon that he repeatedly fallen off of.

Damon

Maybe you're not the right person to be teaching Stefan about self control.

Elena [to Damon]

Unless you're interested in a Sage/Rebekah sex sandwich I suggest you make yourself scarce.

Damon

Unless you’re interested in a Sage/Rebekah sex sandwich I suggest you make yourself scarce.

Damon

We’re vampires Elena. We need human blood to survive. We’re predators. Not puppies.

Damon

Slow down brother. Control. Remember. Doesn’t matter whether it’s a blonde or blood bags, the same principles apply.

Damon

I stole it from Nick who stole it from the Queen. Not sure which one.

Rebekah

Jamie: Caroline and I had a talk.
Bonnie: Sounds like code for Caroline lectured you.

Let's go kill some Originals.

Damon

No one is better off without their parents.

Caroline

Hope's a bitch, Sage. Get over it while you can.

Damon

Own it. Live it. Love it. Stop being ashamed of who you are.

Damon

The Vampire Diaries Season 3 Episode 17 Quotes

Ric, the world can't stop just because you're an accidental serial killer.

Damon

Take him out for martinis, feed him some chicken soup. Don't let him kill anyone.

Damon