The only one I can count on is... me.

Damon

Damn, you're strong for a little thing.

Damon [to Anna]

You're a powerful witch goddess. Seize the day, Brumhilda.

Elena

She's my sister. I'd die for her.

Bonnie [on Elena]

Damon: Is she hot?
Jeremy: Yeah, but she can be weird.
Damon: Hot trumps hot.

Stefan: You met Damon.
Alaric: Who do you think killed my wife?

Alaric: I made a few discoveries about your town.
Stefan: So you show up like Van Helsing?

I'm not gonna hurt you, unless you try that again.

Stefan [to Alaric]

Damon has no regard for human life. He enjoys inflicting pain on others.

Stefan

Damon: What happens to the bodies?
Katherine: I'll take them into the woods and the other animals will finish them off.

If I see something I haven't seen before, I'll throw a dollar at it.

Damon

I really like this whole menage a team thing. It has a bit of a kink to it.

Damon

The Vampire Diaries Season 1 Episode 13 Quotes

If I see something I haven't seen before, I'll throw a dollar at it.

Damon

I really like this whole menage a team thing. It has a bit of a kink to it.

Damon