The Vampire Diaries Season 2 Episode 13: "Daddy Issues" Quotes
Damon: First dad duty: gound your daugther, keep her here.
Damon: You need to stop doing that.
Elena: Doing what?
Damon: Assuming that I'll play the good guy, because it's you who's asking.
Elena: You totally blew her off.
Damon: I'm staying clear of all women at the moment.
Elena: You don't have to be rude.
Damon: Trust me, it's in the best interest of women everywhere.
You better start talking or I will kill you in your sleep.Damon
Elena: Be the better man.
Damon: Ok then.
Elena: We just need answers, please don't do anything stupid.
Damon: Yeah, but stupid so much more fun.
Damon: I'm not gonna hurt him, Elena. I'm the good guy now, remember?
Elena: What does that mean?
Damon: I'm gonna have a civil conversation with your father.
Elena: What are we gonna do?
Damon: Kill him.
Damon: I'm joking. Ok, I'm a little serious.
Elena: He just blew in, announced to Jenna that he's my dad and then took off.
Damon: That's public knowledge now?
Great work, Stefan. Top notch. As if I didn't have enough problems.Damon
Stefan: I'm sorry about Rose.
Damon: Whatever, I knew the woman for...five minutes.
Stefan: Well, you cared about her after five minutes though. I wonder what that means?
Damon: It means I care, Stefan. It means I'm changing and evolving into a man capable of greatness.
Still waiting for the part where John Gilbert's the answer.Damon