Caroline: Who's Emily?
Bonnie: The ghost.
Caroline: Oh, the ghost has a name now?
Elena: Caroline, please.
Caroline: Okay, what's going on? Why am I not a part of this conversation? You guys do this to me all the time!

Elena: You don't have to push me away. I can do this.
Stefan: I can't.

Stefan: You're blaming innocent people for something that happened 145 years ago.
Damon: No one here is innocent!

This isn't about love. This is about revenge.

Stefan

Damon: I could rip your heart out and not think twice about it.
Stefan: I've heard that before.

Damon: What are we doing here?
Stefan: Bonding.

Let's summon some spirits. This Emily chick has some serious explaining to do.

Caroline

You could always just leave, find another town to turn into your own Gas 'n Sip.

Stefan

I've sworn off men forever, but it doesn't mean I can't observe them from a safe distance.

Jenna

Bonnie: I'm gonna scream.
Damon: No. Don't do that. Let's stay on point.

Elena: A simple 'I didn't kill my brother text would have sufficed.'
Stefan: I didn't kill my brother.

Matt: What's wrong with "hey?"
Caroline: It reeks of awkward subtext.

The Vampire Diaries Season 1 Episode 9 Quotes

I'll adopt the Stefan diet, only nothing with feathers.

Damon

It does dead flesh good.

Damon [on coffee]