Elena: I love you.
Damon: 'til death do us part.

Elena: Want some?
Damon: Do you deliver?

Hello mother, I think it's time you and I have a talk.

Stefan

Enzo: That was uterly adorable.
Stefan: What are you doing in my bedroom?

Matt: We're here for Ric, right?
Tyler: I'm here for the free booze.

Damon, if you take that cure, you can never be a vampire, ever again.

Alaric

You guys aren't full, are you?

Jo

The baby is not okay with the no meat thing.

Jo