Elena: I'm sorry. And how are you helping?
Rebekah: I'm stronger than you. I'm faster than you. And I'm quite certain I can charm the islanders a lot easier than you.
Elena: Not disagreeing on the easy part.
Stefan: All right. We get it. You two hate each other. Can we just keep going, please?

Rebekah: I'm merely stating the facts. Jeremy has the spell on his body. Bonnie's the witch that unseals the cure. Shane is the human compass. You and I have the tombstone which does God knows what. And Elena has no point.
Damon: What about me?
Rebekah: You have a nice behind.

Shane: I'll stay here to make sure she's safe.
Damon: I'll stay here to make sure you're not lying.

It's all an act, Stefan. Being a vampire is miserable. I would give anything to be human.


You are not even worth the calories I burn talking to you

Caroline [to Klaus]

Everything changes tomorrow. It'll be all unicorns and rainbows.


I believe in magic.


Morning, sunshine. You look pathetic.


Klaus: Your brother's lack of communication is infuriating.
Damon: It's one of his trademarks. Like his brooding and his hair.

Stefan: I hope you like The Cure.
Rebekah: Funny.

They say if Silas rises, he'll unleash Hell on earth. I happen to like earth the way it is.


You do bad things for no reason. You do them to be a dick... if you're gonna be bad, be bad with purpose.

Damon [to Klaus]