The Vampire Diaries Season 1 Episode 2: "Night of the Comet" Quotes
Caroline: Cocky much?
Damon: VERY much.
It's good to be home. I think I may stay awhile.
Damon
Stefan: You wanna expose me?
Damon: No. I want you to remember who you are!
Vicki: I know you.
Damon: Well, that's unfortunate.
We met and we talked and it was epic. But the sun came up and reality set in.
Elena
Elena: We never go to the texting part.
Bonnie: That's an important part in any relationship.
We both know the closest you'll ever get to humanity is when you rip it open and feed on it.
Damon
Great gal. She's got spunk. You, on the other hand, look pooped.
Damon
Damon: I'm Damon, Stefan's brother.
Elena: He didn' tell me he had a brother.
Damon: Well, Stefan isn't one to brag.
You and Stefan talked all night? There was no sloppy first kiss or touching of any kind?
Jenna
Jeremy [to Tyler]: If you hurt Vicki one more time, I swear to God: I will kill you.
Dear Diary, this morning is different. I can sense it. Feel it.
Elena
