The Vampire Diaries Season 5 Episode 17: "Rescue Me" Quotes
How do you expect me to care about when this is my life? Take a look around, it's not like I could bring my teachers a note saying "sorry i missed class today we were under a doppleganger invasion."
Jeremy
Turns out Elena's friends were right. The world does revolve around her.
Liv
All I know is that right now I wanna rip your clothes off right here in the middle of this hall and throw you in one of these classrooms and kiss every square inch of your body, while a bunch of people who drive minivans listen wishing they were us.
Damon
Need I remind you that Jeremy once had an affair with a ghost? The only thing that was missing was a sappy love song and a pottery wheel.
Damon
It's difficult to explain to your brother that you just broke up with the former love of his life and then broke the bed.
Damon
Like a perky blonde angel of death.
Enzo [to Caroline]
We are still bad for each other and we are still broken up.
Elena [to Damon]