Jessica: Are you going to hurt me?
Damon: I'm not sure...because you are my existential crisis. Do I kill or do I not kill you?

Jessica: Are you gonna hurt me?
Damon: I'm not sure

Everybody just needs to stop kissing me!


I'm not human. And I miss it. I miss it more than anything in the world. That is my secret.


I'm lost... metaphorically, existentially.


I feel, Elena. And it sucks.


Jules: This town is crawling with vampires. But, don't worry, we'll get them.
Tyler: Who are you?
Jules: I'm your friend. There are others like us, and they're on their way.

Rose: I miss being human.
Damon: Humanity's not all it's cracked up to be.

Everyone needs to stop kissing me!


You went on a murderous rampage. It happens.

Damon [to Rose]

What are you keeping from me? If you love me, you'll tell me. What is it?

Matt [to Caroline]

I'll tell you the only sure that exists. Take a stake and drive it through her heart.


The Vampire Diaries Season 2 Episode 12 Quotes

He's an Original. I don't really know what that means.


Elena: Don't ruin the moment. You're about to ruin the moment, aren't you?
Stefan: I'm totally ruining the moment.