The Vampire Diaries Season 1 Episode 12: "Unpleasantville" Quotes
Bonnie: Don't rain on my hot guy parade.
Caroline: It's just a drizzle.
You are so teaching me how to hand-jive.Elena
Stefan: He posed as a pizza delivery boy last night.
Damon: Well, he gets points for that.
I'm stuck at punch duty at the school dance. I failed English. I copped a plea.Jeremy
Bonnie: You tried to kill me.
Damon: But I didn't... does that not count for anything?
First person account of the Civil War? That's like porn for a history teacher.Alaric
Stefan: I'm talking about Atlanta.
Damon: Oh yeah. We had a blast!
There's another vampire in town. Until we found out who it is, we need to be careful.Stefan
Can I get you a drink? I hear the punch is real boss.Alaric
What is this, a threesome now? You and the Salvatore brothers?Caroline
Stefan: I could help you.
Damon: You? Help me? Seems a little unnatural.