The Vampire Diaries Quotes
Damon: You probably ingest vervain, right
John: Why don't you take a bite? Find out.
Have I entered an alternate universe where Stefan is fun?
Damon
You'd be surprised what Stefan can accomplish when he puts his mind to it.
Elena
Stefan: I really liked you better when you hated everybody.
Damon: I still do. I just love that they love me.
Elena: The Gilberts aren't crazy.
Jeremy: Easy for you to say, you're not one.
Elena: How long until he's back to normal.
Damon: A few days, give or take.
Elena: It's been a few days.
Damon: Give then? I don't know.
Jeremy: Why does she hate you?
John: We used to sleep together.
Jenna: I'm standing right here!
I think Stefan is a good guy. But at the end of the day, he's still a vampire.
Alaric
His name is John, but I call him jackass.
Sheriff
I haven't hunted a human in... God, way too long.
Damon
Turn it up a little bit. It's not annoying yet.
Damon
Damon [to Alaric]: Guess what? Everyone hates me. But you can't deny: we were bad ass!
