Damon [to Alaric]: Guess what? Everyone hates me. But you can't deny: we were bad ass!

Elena: You were like this other person, and it's my fault.
Stefan: You didn't do anything. You were saving my life.

If I had a good side, not a way to get on it.

Damon

Tyler: The guy's not even subtle about it.
Matt: Who is that?
Tyler: It's not my mother.

Alaric: She's human.
Damon: And I'm not. So I don't care.

I get it. He's the reason you live. His love lifts you up where you belong.

Damon

You should turn me because I don't have anything else.

Jeremy

Damon: Am I leaving anything out?
Alaric: The part where I try to kill you again, but this time I don't miss.

Frederick: Pearl says we're not here for revenge. I say: that's exactly what we're here for!

Elena: What do they want with him?
Damon: Revenge.

I have two liters of soccer mom in the fridge.

Damon

Elena: Damon gets what he wants, no matter who he hurts in the process.
Damon: Well, you don't need to be snarky about it.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

Damon: You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything OK, or even saying a prayer. Or pretending Elena's not going to end up just like the rest of us murdering vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: 'It makes them feel better, Damon.' So what? For how long? A minute, a day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock with a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So thanks, friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit. Because I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big.
Alaric: I miss you too, buddy.