The Vampire Diaries Quotes
I've sworn off men forever, but it doesn't mean I can't observe them from a safe distance.Jenna
Bonnie: I'm gonna scream.
Damon: No. Don't do that. Let's stay on point.
Elena: A simple 'I didn't kill my brother text would have sufficed.'
Stefan: I didn't kill my brother.
Matt: What's wrong with "hey?"
Caroline: It reeks of awkward subtext.
I'll adopt the Stefan diet, only nothing with feathers.Damon
It does dead flesh good.Damon [on coffee]
Everywhere that I go, pain and death follow. Damon follows. No more.Stefan
I have to kill him.Stefan [on Damon]
I'm worse than shallow. I'm a kiddie pool.Caroline
Lexi: The famous Elena?
Elena: Towel girl.
Lexi: I've been called worse.
Damon: Does it get tiring, being so righteous?
Elena: It flares up in the presence of psychopaths.
Stefan smiles. Alert the media!Damon