Elena: You did this. This is your fault.
Damon: You confuse me with someone with remorse.

I am gonna drink until someone is hot enough to make out with.

Caroline

Come on Vicki. Live a little. No pun intended.

Damon

She's been couped up in your room all day. She's not Anne Frank.

Damon

Your life is pathetic. Your after-life doesn't have to be.

Damon

Vicki: You did this to me out of boredom?
Damon: It's one of the pitfalls of eternity.

I have a few new toys and I won't hesitate to rip your little head off.

Vicki

I'm not gonna let anyone get hurt.

Stefan

Why do I need to pee? I thought I was dead.

Vicki

Elena: If you wanted me dead, I'd be dead.
Damon: Yes.
Elena: But I'm not.
Damon: Yet.

I say snatch, eat, erase!

Damon

Your lips keep moving, I don't know why.

Jeremy [to Elena]

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

Dear Elena, yes you heard that correctly. Hell has frozen over. I'm writing it all down. Granted, I'm half a bottle in thanks to my 1950 Chateau Cheval Blanc, a bottle I waited 65 years to open. I used to spend nights sitting in my wine cellar convincing myself I could hear it age, tannins growing, fermenting, but appreciating its beauty didn't make time go by any faster. The bottle just laid there on its shelf, torturing me while I waited for Katherine and time stood still. Eventually I convinced myself that no sip of that wine could ever taste as good as I dreamt it would. And that is the story of why I drink bourbon. I don't know who I am without you, but I know that as long as I'm with you, time will stand still. So who is Damon Salvatore without Elena Gilbert? A selfish friend, a jealous brother, a horrible son? Or maybe with a little luck, I'll do right by you. Because you may be a thousand miles away or a hundred years away, but you're still here with me and my heart is right there in that coffin with you. Until you come back to me.

Damon