Mayor Stratton: Do I look like a student?
Alaric: You look like a full-grown, alpha male douchebag.

Logan: I was one of you.
Sheriff Forbes: Now you're one of them.

I was ambushed. I was shot. Now, I'm vengeful.

Damon

Don't. Ever. Threaten. Me. Again.

Stefan [to Logan]

Elena: You're looking out for me.
Stefan: Hope that's okay.

Art implies culture and culture implies... not you.

Jeremy [to Tyler]

Logan: I'm inflicted.
Damon: Welcome to the club.

Damon: You have to be invited me.
Logan: I live alone.
Damon: That sucks.

Stefan: How are we supposed to find this person?
Damon: Let the adults handle this stuff.

She needs someone nice like him, as opposed to a homicidal vampire like Damon.

Bonnie

You just pointed out that I have no self-control. Clever strategy.

Jenna

I don't wanna talk about my future, Stefan. Because everything you're saying makes it perfectly clear you aren't gonna be in it.

Elena

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Oooh, you know I don't know. Every time we try and go on a date you get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, or your feelings get compelled away...

Damon

Damon: My new girlfriend. Andie Starr. Action News.
Alaric: It's not called Action News.
Damon: I know. I like just saying it.