I'll adopt the Stefan diet, only nothing with feathers.

Damon

It does dead flesh good.

Damon [on coffee]

Everywhere that I go, pain and death follow. Damon follows. No more.

Stefan

I have to kill him.

Stefan [on Damon]

I'm worse than shallow. I'm a kiddie pool.

Caroline

Lexi: The famous Elena?
Elena: Towel girl.
Lexi: I've been called worse.

Damon: Does it get tiring, being so righteous?
Elena: It flares up in the presence of psychopaths.

Stefan smiles. Alert the media!

Damon

Caroline: It's just some stupid necklace.
Damon: You are the only stupid thing here.

Turns out Vicki is just like our mother. I can't count on either of them.

Matt

Damon: Do you have my crystal?
Caroline: No.
Damon: Then I'm not having a good time.

Elena is warm and kind and caring and selfless and it's real. When I'm around her, I completely forget where I am.

Stefan

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Oooh, you know I don't know. Every time we try and go on a date you get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, or your feelings get compelled away...

Damon

Damon: My new girlfriend. Andie Starr. Action News.
Alaric: It's not called Action News.
Damon: I know. I like just saying it.