I need to borrow a book. Maxwell family tell-all. Guess it's been out of print for a while.

Damon

Caroline: What is all this?
Stefan: That's me.
Caroline: No, this is Cade. He made you do this.

Matt: Everything okay?
Alaric: No, it's bad.

Damon: I'll deal with Stefan.
Bonnie: I already did.
Damon: What do you mean?
Bonnie: He's human now.

Caroline: I feel like Mystic Falls just isn't as safe as it used to be.
Matt: Tell me about it. Is that ancient tupperware?
Caroline: [laughs] Elena, Bonnie and I made our own time capsule when we were eleven. Buried it right under this tree and I cannot believe it is still here.

Stefan: Really?
Bonnie: Oh, let go of me.
Stefan: What do you care what happens to Elena, huh? In a minute you're going to be dead, anyway.
Bonnie: And you are going to be human.

Bonnie: Meet Justin Timberlake, audition for American Idol, be on MTV's Spring Break.
Enzo: High aspirations, indeed.
Bonnie: Okay, don't mock my tweener self.

Damon: Update from the outside world.
Stefan: I don't care.
Damon: I do. I care so much it hurts, but it's a good kind of hurt because my lovely humanity is back on and I'm seeing the world through rose colored glasses.

You're right, little brother. I can forgive you for destroying our hometown because I'm not going to let it happen.

Damon

Matt: That wasn't part of the deal.
Seline: Oh, well I forgot to mention the fine print.

I was almost really worried about you for a second. Then I got over it.

Sybil

Caroline: What do you say?
Liz: I'd say the vampire I've been looking for is my daughter.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

We met and we talked and it was epic. But the sun came up and reality set in.

Elena