The Vampire Diaries Quotes
Enzo: You don't need pain to keep our connection alive. You are a witch, after all.
Bonnie: A witch who can't do magic.
I know this is a lot for you, Matty, but I miss my family. Don't worry, I won't get all weepy before the drinks arrive.
Kelly
Hi, I'm Katherine, the bitch that will destroy your lives for all eternity.
Damon
Caroline and Bonnie are probably already rehearsing. You don't want to seem unprepared.
Damon
Alright professor, how do we get rid of the Queen of Hell?
Damon
Hey, are you part of my Uber pool?
Uber customer
Damon: It's suicide, Stefan, and if you screw this up, we don't know what he'll do to Elena.
Stefan: I'm sorry Damon, but I have to do this.
Damon: I'm sorry, too, but I can't let anything happen to her, or you.
Enzo: Are you happy?
Bonnie: Right now? Yes, perfectly.
Enzo: Then why not forgive Stefan?
Bonnie: Do you really have to ask?
Damon: Sorry, Blondie, probably best if you don't know.
Caroline: Great, another Salvatore brother freezing me out.
Sorry, this place had the nearest holding cell.
Damon
Kai: Anything else?
Stefan: Damon.
Kai: Aww, that is so sweet, I'll be sure to tell him you were thinking of him when you died.
Yeah, well you get the idea. Crushed it, literal mic drop.
Kai
