The Vampire Diaries Quotes
I need a drink. And a buddy. And right now you are my only buddy available to drink. I’m overlooking the fact that you nearly killed me the last time we hung out.Bonnie
Enzo? Remember Thanksgiving in 1953? We were locked up and I told you I was thankful for you through that little hole in the wall. I take that back.Damon
Damon: Go ahead. Let it all out, Bonnie. I’m a vile cheater. I couldn’t even wait a year.
Bonnie: Are you kidding me? The last thing anyone wants to deal with for the next six decades is a cranky, bitter, sexless Damon Salvatore, okay?
I’m not letting you kill an old woman whose cold-blooded, ruthless mission is to eat a gingersnap.Bonnie [to Mary Louise]
Enzo: You missed me! That warms my heart!
Bonnie: I didn’t miss you. I’m curious as to your recent whereabouts. There’s a difference.
Mary Louise: Since when do you eat disgusting garbage food?
Nora: Since I stopped caring about getting that exact reaction.
You know, we’re not meant to like each other, you and I, so thank you.Caroline [to Valerie]
Julian: You’ve driven away every soul who has ever cared for you.
Damon: I guess I’ll have to cuddle up next to the fire with all my rage.
You made a wrong turn, brother. This isn’t some hell survivor support group.Damon
I guess it’s safe to say I lost my soft side.Matt
What happened to your Hero Hair campaign to protect Mystic Falls?Damon
Here’s the thing, Damon. Hell messes with you, but post-Hell is much worse.Stefan