Damon: You came here to kill me?
Jeremy: Well, it's only fair. You killed me first.

I haven't been in the sun for days, and everyone's at the swimming hole having fun, and Matt is there, and he finally told me that he loved me, but I've been blowing him off, and now you want me to eat bunnies, and I'm kind of freaking out okay?!

Caroline [to Stefan]

Stefan: You're staring.
Elena: I'm gazing.
Stefan: It's creepy.
Elena: It's romantic.

Stefan: I had a chance to kill her and I hesitated.
Damon: Well, that is the fork in the road between you and me, my friend. I don't hesitate.

Katherine: I'm impersonating my dull-as-a-dishwasher-doppelganger, Elena. She had the worst taste.
Lucy: Except in men.

Katherine: Do not sneak up on a vampire.
Lucy: Don't attack a witch.

Stefan Salvatore. Why Stefan? Why didn't you go for Damon? Or do you enjoy them both? Like Katherine did.

Isobel

Elena: Who's my father?
Isobel: Not important. He was a teenage waste of space.

I was a little too distracted by my dead vampire wife to ask any questions.

Alaric

You failed John. I'm gonna take it from here.

Isobel

Have fun with Mystic Queen. I know I did.

Damon

Damon: First dad duty: gound your daugther, keep her here.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Oooh, you know I don't know. Every time we try and go on a date you get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, or your feelings get compelled away...

Damon

Damon: My new girlfriend. Andie Starr. Action News.
Alaric: It's not called Action News.
Damon: I know. I like just saying it.