Caroline: Why are you doing this to me?
Brady: You're a vampire. Why not?

He's a werefolf. He needs to die. I'm willing to do it. It's a win-win.

Damon

I'm steering clear of all women at the moment... trust me, it's in the best interests of women everywhere.

Damon

John: You guys are drinking vervain.
Damon: It's an acquired taste.

Elena: We just need answers. Try not to do anything stupid.
Damon: Yeah, but stupid's so much more fun.

Jules: I want the boy more than I want vengeance.
Brady: Let's get both.

I'm a good guy now, remember?

Damon

We live by a code of loyalty. We take care of each other. It's my duty and honor to help you. Please let me.

Jules

Better watch your back. Because I might need to get a hero hairdo of my own and steal your thunder.

Damon [to Stefan]

We're not that desperate, Stefan. The guy tried to barbecue me!

Damon [on John]

Jenna: What the Hell?
John: Good morning to you, Jenna. Alaric.

John: Coffee?
Elena: We did that last night. No more avoiding.

The Vampire Diaries Season 2 Quotes

He kissed Katherine, not me. I wouldn't do that.

Elena [to Stefan]

Katherine wants you dead, there's zero you can do about it. You will be dead.

Damon