Jessica: Are you going to hurt me?
Damon: I'm not sure...because you are my existential crisis. Do I kill or do I not kill you?

You screw up everything, John. Everything you touch just falls apart. But you’re the only parent I have left. So maybe I can learn not to hate you.

Elena

Great, we’ll have to put that on our list of things to do today. “Harness dead witch power."

Damon

Don't mistake the fact that we haven't set you on fire in your sleep for trust.

Damon

I have moves you've never seen before.

Damon

I'll be super pissed if you lock me out.

Damon

Elena: What is she doing here?
Damon: When we killed Elijah, it broke the compulsion and freed the b!tch from the tomb.

Hi, you must be Jenna. I'm Elena's mother.

Isobel

I'm a vampire, Matt.

Caroline

Katherine, there are six other bedrooms in this house. Go find out.

Damon

Katherine: You hurt me today.
Damon: Tit for tat.

Alaric [to Jenna]: Just know that I love you. At least I can tell you that much.
Jenna: Goodnight, Ric.
Alaric: Goodnight.

The Vampire Diaries Season 2 Quotes

(voiceover, in his letter to Elena) Elena, it's no easy task being an ordinary parent to an extraordinary child. I failed in that task. And because of my prejudices, I failed you. I'm haunted by how things might have played out differently if I'd been more willing to hear your side of things. For me, it's the end. For you, a chance to grow old and someday do better with your own child than I did with mine. It's for that child that I give you my ring. I don't ask for your forgiveness or for you to forget. I ask only that you believe this. Whether you are now reading this as a human or as a vampire, I love you all the same. As I've always loved you, and always will. John.

John

Katherine: You hurt me today.
Damon: Tit for tat.