The Vampire Diaries Season 3 Quotes
Insulting a bunch of dead witches? Not smart.
Damon
Alaric: When did you even see her?
Damon: When I went to the hospital to accuse her of killing her ex-boyfriend. By the way, sensitive topics.
Ah, right. Crazy Stefan. How's that working out for you? Any friends left?
Klaus
Damon: What's her damage?
Alarc: No damage.
Damon: Come on, Ric. It's a fact of life. A girl that smart, that hot? Damaged.
Bonnie: What's going on with you two?
Damon: We kissed. Now it's weird.
Elena: You can't kiss me again... it's not right.
Damon: It's right. It's just not right now.
Caroline: Are you going to kill me?
Klaus: On your birthday? Do you really think that low of me?
Caroline: Yes.
Stefan: Destroying Klaus is all I have left.
Elena: You had me!
To beat the villain, Damon. you have to be the better villain.
Stefan
All you have to do is get Stefan to stop decapitating my friends.
Klaus
Alaric: Something's up with Elena. You know what it is?
Damon: I'm sure it starts with a Stef. And ends in an "an."
Alaric: Suddenly you care who lives or dies.
Damon: I have a small list.
